Favorite Zombieland Quotes
Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...Columbus
I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.Tallahassee
Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
Time to nut up or shut up!Tallahassee
[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?Tallahassee
No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!Little Rock
Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.