Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.

Time to nut up or shut up!

Tallahassee

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?

Tallahassee

No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!

Little Rock

Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.

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Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

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