Popular Zombieland Quotes
Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...Columbus
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
I haven't cried like that since Titanic!Tallahassee
I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.Tallahassee
[a zombie kills an obese man] Poor fat bastard.Columbus
Fuck this clownColumbus
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?Columbus
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.Columbus
[discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? I hate coconut! Not the flavor, but the consistency.Tallahassee
I could tell she knew what I was feeling, we all are orphans in Zombieland.Columbus
The fatties were the first to go.Columbus