Popular Zombieland Quotes
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!Tallahassee
[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!Tallahassee
Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... GhostbustersColumbus
[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!Tallahassee
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.Tallahassee
He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."Columbus
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.Columbus
Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.
FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less.Tallahassee
No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!Little Rock
Little Rock: [as he is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Maybe Garfield.