Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?

Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.

Tallahassee

[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!

Tallahassee

[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!

Tallahassee

Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... Ghostbusters

Columbus

[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!

Tallahassee

[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.

Tallahassee

He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."

Columbus

It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.

Columbus

Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.

No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!

Little Rock

Little Rock: [as he is dying] Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Maybe Garfield.

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I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

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