Popular Zombieland Quotes
[a zombie is crushed by a falling piano] Poor flat bastard.Columbus
Columbus: There are no penguins in the North Pole.
Tallahassee: ...You wanna see how hard I can punch?
Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.Tallahassee
[Upon finding a Hummer filled with rifles] Thank god for rednecks!Tallahassee
[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!Tallahassee
Okay. You're about to learn who you're gonna call... GhostbustersColumbus
[Searching for Twinkies] Where are ya, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards!Tallahassee
[to Columbus] You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Well congratualations because for the past twenty-four hours, she's been fucking both of us.Tallahassee
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: Alright, I've never hit a kid before. I mean that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."Columbus
It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to total shit storm.Columbus
Tallahassee: We got taken hostages by a twelve-year-old?
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys.