Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.

In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"

Tallahassee

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?

Tallahassee

Oh, I love the fuck out of this song!

Tallahassee

Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?

Time to nut up or shut up!

Tallahassee

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus

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Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

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