Fuck this clownColumbus
I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.Tallahassee
[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.Columbus
Time to nut up or shut up!Tallahassee
Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?
I haven't cried like that since Titanic!Tallahassee
[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?Tallahassee