Fuck this clown

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

[after his neighbor changes into a zombie] The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Columbus

Time to nut up or shut up!

Tallahassee

Wichita: Let's play the quiet game.
Columbus: I just wanna say...
Wichita: You've never played the quiet game, have you?

I haven't cried like that since Titanic!

Tallahassee

[turning to Columbus, Wichita and Little Rock after a zombie] What do you think? "Zombie Killer of the Week"?

Tallahassee

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Someone's ear is in danger of getting hair brushed behind it...

Columbus

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

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Every once in a while, Hollywood gets a boner for zombies. And why shouldn't they? Zombies rule. Everyone loves zombies, right? I know I...

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