Favorite Zoolander Quotes
Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't...
Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh.
Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?
By the way, you were wrong about my outfit. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. On sale!Matilda [to Katinka]
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.Larry Zoolander
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.Katinka [about Matilda]
You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.Maury Ballstein
Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.Larry Zoolander