Popular Zoolander Quotes
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.Larry Zoolander
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.Derek Zoolander
Derek Zoolander: But why male models?
J.P. Prewitt: Are you serious? I just told you.
Matilda: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys...
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.Derek Zoolander
Billy Zane: Hey, Derek, back on top, man.
Derek Zoolander: Thanks, Billy. You rock.
Billy Zane: No, you rock. When you gonna drop Magnum on us, buddy?
Derek Zoolander: Not yet. You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.Derek Zoolander