Popular Zoolander Quotes
They're break-dance fighting.Mugatu
Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more!
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.Derek Zoolander
Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.Larry Zoolander
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.Derek Zoolander
Matilda: What time is it?
Derek Zoolander: Almost five.
Matilda: What? Hey, guys, that show is in three hours. Derek is dead unless we get that evidence. Do you guys...
Hansel: Whoa, whoa, easy! How 'bout a "Good afternoon, Derek and Hansel. Thanks for the freak fest last night."
Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.Mugatu