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Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Maury Ballstein

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Movie:: Zoolander
Genre:: Comedy
Character:: Maury Ballstein
Related Quotes:: Zoolander Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Maury Ballstein Quotes
Added by:: Eric Hochberger
Added:: August 26, 2008

Zoolander Quotes

At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.
Derek Zoolander

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Added: August 29, 2006

Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.
Maury Ballstein

Permalink: Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinf...

Added: August 26, 2008