The Producers

Max: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.
Leo: And two?
Max: [yelling] Never put your own money in the show!

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Movie:: The Producers
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Max Bialystock, Leo Bloom
Related Quotes:: The Producers Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Max Bialystock Quotes, Leo Bloom Quotes
Added:: April 15, 2008

The Producers Quotes

I'm drowning here! I'm going down for the last time! I... I... I see my whole life flashing before my eyes! I see a weathered old farmhouse... With a white picket fence... I'm running through fields of alfalfa with my collie, Rex. No Rex, not on the alfalfa. And I see my mother... I see Mama, standing on the back porch... And I hear her calling out to me..."Alvin, don't forget your chores! The wood needs a-cordin' and the cows need a-milkin'! Alviiiiin! Aaaaalviiiiiiiiiiiin!"... Wait a minute. My name's not Alvin. That's not my life. Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes. What the hell is that about? I'm not a hillbilly, I grew up in the Bronx. Leo's taken everything from me... Even my past!
Max Bialystock

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We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?
Max Bialystock

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Added: April 15, 2008