Lt. Dixon Piper: "Now remember MacGruber. You gotta keep him on long enough to get a location."
MacGruber: "Don't worry, I've done this before. Now, listen to me you piece of... He hung up. Did you get it?"
Vicki St. Elmo: "No."
MacGruber: "Damn it! Is that thing working?!"


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Movie:
MacGruber
Genre:
Comedy
Stars:
Will Forte, Ryan Phillippe, Kristen Wiig
Characters:
Vicki St. Elmo, MacGruber, Lt. Dixon Piper
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MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.

If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!

MacGruber

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Well, so I finally got around to seeing MacGruber. Was it worth it? Yes and no. Before I was able to see MacGruber in person, the film...

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