Oh, hello. You're, uh, you're probably here about the story. Elves love to tell stories. I... I'll bet you didn't know that about elves. There's, uh, probably a lot of things you didn't know about elves. Another, another interesting, uh, elfism, uh, there are only three jobs available to an elf. The first is making shoes at night while, you know, while the old cobbler sleeps.

Papa Elf

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Movie:
Elf
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Papa Elf
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Elf Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Papa Elf Quotes
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Elf Quotes

Leon the Snowman: By the way don't eat the yellow snow.
Buddy: Oh, I know that.

Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy?
Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf.
Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were 15.