Uncle Albert: Oh I love you, my wife.
Person at funeral: Sir, that isn't your wife.
Uncle Albert: Who's is it then?
Person at funeral: It is his.
Uncle Albert: Give me five minutes.


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Movie:
Superhero Movie
Genre:
Comedy
Character:
Uncle Albert
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