Jason Biggs: Oh, look at the monkey.
James Van Der Beek: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay.
Jason Biggs: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole?


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Movie:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
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Justice: Hi, I'm Justice.
Jay: And I'm so fucking yours.

I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls!!!

Jay