Brodie: Oh my God. Don't tell me you have no idea there's a movie being made of the comic you two were the basis for.
Jay: What? Since when?
Brodie: See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?


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Movie:
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Genre:
Comedy
Franchise:
View Askew-niverse
Character:
Jay
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Quotes

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.

Jay

Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.

Jay