Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.

Jill

Unrated

FREE Movie Newsletter

Movie:
Knocked Up
Genre:
Comedy
Related Quotes:
Knocked Up Quotes, Comedy Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Knocked Up Quotes

You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.

Pete

Jay: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' loose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!