Jess: Oh my god! It's my husband. Nicky: Whoa! Jared: Give me one reason why I shouldn't do it. Nicky: I'm drawing a blank. Jared: What? Jess: He's onto us. Nicky: First of all, you've gotta wait until she gets my pants off and then you gotta give me a chance to run. That's how you get the money. Never drop the con. Die with the lie. Jess: Then why'd you come up here? Nicky: Professional curiosity and I like boobs. I figured it was a win-win.