April: Ok, let's make a list of all the people that hate Jessica.
Lulu: You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that don't hate Jessica.
Jessica: You bitch!


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Movie:
The Hot Chick
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
April, Jessica
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The Hot Chick Quotes

[after ripping the guy's ponytail off] You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally SPLIT!

Jessica (in Clive's body)

Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

Bathroom Attendant