Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.


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A Million Ways to Die in the West
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George Stark: You're late!
Albert: For what?
George Stark: Fair enough.

Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.

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A Million Ways to Die in the West Review

Seth MacFarlane had an out-of-nowhere hit with Ted a few years back and he followed that up with a Western comedy, A Million Ways to Die...

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