[after Mauricio broke Hal's spell]
Hal: Okay, who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world?
Mauricio: Wonder Woman.
Hal: Okay... let's say everyone else in the world thought Wonder Woman was ugly.
Mauricio: It wouldn't matter. Because I know they'd be wrong.
Hal: See! That's what I had with Rosemary! I saw a knock out, I don't care what anybody else saw!
Mauricio: You're right. I guess I really did screw you, huh?


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Movie:
Shallow Hal
Genre:
Comedy
Characters:
Rosemary Shanahan, Hal Larson, Mauricio Wilson
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Shallow Hal Quotes

Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!

Mauricio

[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.