The Girl Next Door

Karate Guy in Porno: Oooh, excellent, grasshopper. And now for your final task of your training.
Danielle: You're gonna need a harder piece of wood that that, cowboy.
Matthew: That's not her.
Eli: Yeah, it is.
Matthew: Oh, no.

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Movie:: The Girl Next Door
Genre:: Comedy
Characters:: Danielle, Matthew Kidman, Eli
Related Quotes:: The Girl Next Door Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Danielle Quotes, Matthew Kidman Quotes, Eli Quotes
Added:: June 20, 2007

The Girl Next Door Quotes

Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.

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Added: June 20, 2007

Eli: Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!

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Added: June 20, 2007