Austin Powers in Goldmember

Dr. Evil: Our early attempts at a tractor beam went through several preparations. Preparations A through G were a complete failure. But now, ladies and gentlemen, we finally have a working tractor beam, which we shall call... Preparation H. [Scott snickers] What?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it operation ass-cream, you ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, did you say you want some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yes, I'd love some chocolate ass-cream.
Dr. Evil: Perhaps later.
Number 2: Dr. Evil, I love your plan.

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Movie:: Austin Powers in Goldmember
Genre:: Comedy
Franchise:: Austin Powers
Characters:: Dr. Evil, Number Two, Scott Evil
Related Quotes:: Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes, Comedy Quotes, Austin Powers Quotes, Dr. Evil Quotes, Number Two Quotes, Scott Evil Quotes
Added:: October 09, 2007

Austin Powers in Goldmember Quotes

Mini-Me: [Mini-Me unzips his pants]
Nigel Powers: My lord! you're a tripod. What you been feedin' that thing, eh? It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand!

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Austin Powers: Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.
[to Foxxy as Basil & The Mole leave]
Austin Powers: Don't say mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop.
Austin Powers: I said mole.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop.

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