Lester Bangs: That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.
William Miller: I can really see that now.
Lester Bangs: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
William Miller: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
I never said I was a golden god... did I?Russell Hammond
Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.Lester Bangs
The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.Lester Bangs
Let's deflower the kid.Polexia Aphrodisia
I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.Russell Hammond
I am a golden god!Russell Hammond
[picking up a vinyl record] Ahh Graham Nash - Songs For Beginners. Just... just the album cover alone, look at that face, he knows he made a great record.Charlie Fineman
I have no one. At least you two have each other.Charlie Fineman
I even see the dog, that's how fucked up I still am. I see a man walking his German shepherd and I see our god damn poodle.Charlie Fineman
Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!Alan Johnson