A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart.Inspector Jacques Clouseau
I had been nominated for the Medal of Honor. I have been so nominated seven times. I have never won. Still, seven times, that is something.Chief Inspector Dreyfus
When I first heard the name Clouseau, he was a little nothing. Just another police officer in a small village far from Paris. He was the village idiot, I think.Chief Inspector Dreyfus
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: What? What did you say?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you, stop the car?
French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?
Nigel Boswell/Agent 006: Boswell. Nigel Boswell. 006. You know what that means?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Of course! It means you are one away from the big time.
Stop browbeating her! Can't you see she is sexy?Inspector Jacques Clouseau
Ponton: You never cease to surprise me, sir.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: It's true. My surprises, they are rarely unexpected.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Without warning, I will attack you. In this way, I will keep you vigilant and alert.
[attacks Ponton, but Ponton hits Clouseau]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Good one.
Ponton: Thank you.
Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair.Tony Manero
You make it with some of these chicks, they think you gotta dance with them.Tony Manero
You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!Tony Manero