Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jabberin' on and on.

Mr. Smith

Oh, you have caused me no end of trouble!

Mr. Hertz

Woman: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
Mr. Smith: It's as good as cash.

[after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside] So much for seatbelts.

Mr. Smith

Eat your vegetables.

Mr. Smith

Mr. Smith: [eating carrot] What's up doc?
Mr. Hertz: You wascally wabbit.

[repeated line] You know what I hate?

Mr. Smith

Guns don't kill people! But they sure help.

Mr. Hertz

DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

My god. Do we really suck or is this guy really that good?

Mr. Hertz

Dr. Richard Kimble: I didn't kill my wife!
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't care!

Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 15 miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard

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