You're about to jump out a perfectly good airplane Jonny, how do you feel about that?


Vaya con Dios, Brah.

Johnny Utah

Goodbyes are just hellos blowing across the wind until our paths intersect once again.


Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Throw it through her, not at her.

Russell Gettis

[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.

Carl Halabi

Shut the front door.

Amy Squirrel

If the younger generation doesn't get into opera, then, guess what? No more opera! An art form has died. If opera goes away, we're fucked!


[as she is being dragged away] You can check my urine! CHECK MY URINE! CHECK MY URINE!

Amy Squirrel

Did you know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere.

Elizabeth Halsey

I tell you what I know. A kid who wears the same gymnastics sweatshirt three days a week isn't getting laid until he's 29. that's what I know.

Elizabeth Halsey

Well, that's my spiel, as the Jews say.

Elizabeth Halsey

I have received a call from Mark's dad saying the car wash was a success, and then I got a call from Chase's dad about the car wash being a great success, and then a call from Danni's dad saying we should have a car wash every weekend. So whatever she did, worked.

Principal Wally Snur

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