Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.


My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...


Even in my dreams, I'm an idiot who knows he's about to wake up to reality.


Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?


He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.


David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.
Sofía: I'll find you again.
David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.

I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.


I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.


Droz: Want some advice?
Tom: Well, yeah.
Droz: Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before 11. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
Tom: Uh, no.
Droz: Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.

What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.


Stop the penis party!


"A Bridge Too Far." Caine and Hackman in the same movie. This is my thesis man! This is my closing argument! I CAN STOP WATCHING TV!


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