Lynn Davies: I love how his eyes sparkle.
Elizabeth Halsey: I want to sit on his face.

Hello titties.

Elizabeth Halsey

I'm going to suck your dick like I'm mad at it.

Elizabeth Halsey

Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth Halsey: I'm not wearing any.

Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell Gettis: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
Shawn: That's your only argument?
Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!

Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

Candace: I'm just saying, Jordan's good people, you should get to know her.
Robyn: What's to know? She's career-obsessed and lives on her BlackBerry.
Candace: True, but she's not some ideal from a piece of fiction. Now, her man, on the other hand, is iconic. Mmm. If I went that way, that's what I'd get. A tall, vanilla swagger latte. I like, I like, I like.

Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.

Peter Parker: I've been bitten.
Gwen Stacy: So have I.

All these souls, lost and alone. I can save them. I can cure them. There's no reason to stop me, Peter.

The Lizard

[at a press conference] Which is why, this morning, I am issuing an arrest warrant for the masked vigilante known as Spider-Man.

George Stacy

[finds out Peter is Spider-Man] Oh, I'm in trouble.

Gwen Stacy

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