Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...

Ace

Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace

Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace

Airplane Stewardess: [lisping] Peanuts?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.

The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace

There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?

Ace

Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.

Ace

You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.

Karl Wolfschtagg

Randy Daytona: You got me swatting flies now?
Master Wong: Not hit flies. You hit bees!

Mmmm... tastes good!

The Hammer

Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?

Master Wong

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