Guano bowls! Collect the whole set...Ace
Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!Ace
Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!Ace
Airplane Stewardess: [lisping] Peanuts?
Ace: Yes, I have one right here. It's bulky, but I consider it carry-on.
The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.Ace
There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?Ace
Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.Ace
You are the greatest player I have ever seen. Besides my self, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.Karl Wolfschtagg
Randy Daytona: You got me swatting flies now?
Master Wong: Not hit flies. You hit bees!
Mmmm... tastes good!The Hammer
Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?Master Wong