Rick Ford: We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!
Susan Cooper: Uh, did you forget? I am undercover because you are not supposed to be here!
Rick Ford: Welln I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do!
I look like someone's homophobic aunt!Susan Cooper
Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin' arm.
Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...
Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper: In black-face? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.
Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.
That's my jacket!Max Rockatansky
[to Immortan Joe] Remember me?Imperator Furiosa
They took my blood, they took my car. What else can they take from me?Max Rockatansky
Max Rockatansky: Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa: Many times.
Max. My name is Max. That's my name.Max Rockatansky
Here they come again.Max Rockatansky
So I exist in this wasteland, hunted by scavengers.Max Rockatansky
We are not things. We are not things!Miss Giddy