Quotes
Rick Ford: We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!
Susan Cooper: Uh, did you forget? I am undercover because you are not supposed to be here!
Rick Ford: Welln I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do!
I look like someone's homophobic aunt!
Susan Cooper
Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin' arm.
Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...
Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.
Susan Cooper: In black-face? That's not appropriate.
Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.
Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense.
That's my jacket!
Max Rockatansky
[to Immortan Joe] Remember me?
Imperator Furiosa
They took my blood, they took my car. What else can they take from me?
Max Rockatansky
Drive!
Imperator Furiosa
Max. My name is Max. That's my name.
Max Rockatansky
Max Rockatansky: Have you done this before?
Imperator Furiosa: Many times.
Here they come again.
Max Rockatansky
So I exist in this wasteland, hunted by scavengers.
Max Rockatansky
We are not things. We are not things!
Miss Giddy
