You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.


Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.

[Vernon catches Bender playing basketball]
Bender: Don't you want to hear my excuse?
Richard Vernon: Out.
Bender: I'm thinkin' of tryin' out for a scholarship.

Get off my plane!

President James Marshall

[as the President climbs on board] Liberty Two Four is changing call signs - Liberty Two Four is now Air Force One!


Never again will I allow political self-interest to deter us from doing what we know to be morally right. Atrocity and terror are not political weapons. And to those who would use them, your day is over. We will never negotiate. We will no longer tolerate and we will no longer be afraid. It's your turn to be afraid.

President James Marshall

Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.

President James Marshall

The dead remember our indifference. The dead remember our silence.

President James Marshall

Alice Marshall: Why did you kill him?
Egor Korshunov: Because I believe.

Egor Korshunov: I know what you're thinking First Lady,you want me dead. Well we may come to that. You see people do die in wars.

Egor Korshunov: I want General Radek released from prison.
President James Marshall: How can I do that? I can't do that! DON'T ASK ME FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE YOU!

The Vice President in this case is like the Queen of England. You can't even buy airline tickets without talking to someone like me. Therefore, let me speak to The White House because I can assure you, I'm the one person who can make this all work out.

National Security Advisor Jack Doherty

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