"Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.Ollie
That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.Maya
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not Mommy!
Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!
Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...
Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they...
Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.
A guy who dresses as a bat clearly has issues.Bruce Wayne
What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?Rachel Dawes
[walking through the Batcave] In the Civil War, your great-great grandfather was involved in the underground railroad, secretly transporting free slaves to the North. And I suspect these caverns came in handy.Alfred Pennyworth
Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up.Alfred Pennyworth
Master Wayne, it's been a long time.Alfred Pennyworth
Henri Ducard: Have you finally learned to do what is necessary?
Bruce Wayne: I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.
Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.Carmine Falcone