"Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.

Ollie

That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.

Maya

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?

Gertie: I hate you! I hate you! I wish you died, not Mommy!
Ollie: I hate you right back you little shit! You and your mom took my life away from me. I just want it back!

Teacher: Everyone, please take your seats. You heard the bell. You know what it means. Last week, the assignment was to write an essay about your family. Who they...
Teacher: [class: "Are!"] And what they...
Teacher: [class: "Mean to us!"] Excellent droning.

A guy who dresses as a bat clearly has issues.

Bruce Wayne

What chance does Gotham have when the good people do nothing?

Rachel Dawes

[walking through the Batcave] In the Civil War, your great-great grandfather was involved in the underground railroad, secretly transporting free slaves to the North. And I suspect these caverns came in handy.

Alfred Pennyworth

Why do we fall, sir? So that we might better learn to pick ourselves up.

Alfred Pennyworth

Master Wayne, it's been a long time.

Alfred Pennyworth

Henri Ducard: Have you finally learned to do what is necessary?
Bruce Wayne: I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you.

Ignorance is bliss, my friend. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.

Carmine Falcone

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