When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are go/ I feel that something inside me/comes to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I use my hands/To wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/No, no, no, no, no, no way jose/And if you want to/we can break our vows together/

Nacho

Esqueleto: Surpise.
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!

My life is good. Real good.

Nacho

Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Sister Encarnación: Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him... and he is a false idol.
Nacho: Whatever.

Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, play volleyball...
Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day!

They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

Nacho

I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Esqueleto

Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
Esqueleto: NO!

Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

Nacho

I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.

Nacho

Genevieve: I'm going to go into the bathroom and make myself more comfortable.
Detective James Carter: Need some matches?

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