Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!
Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face!
Tank Evans: Pecker face?
Ha ha ha, WIPE OUT!Big Z
Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!Chicken Joe
Cody Maverick: Good ol' Shiverpool.
[makes fart noise]
Cody Maverick: Heh-heh. This place sucks, bro.
Lani Aliikai: Oh, crap!
[runs out to save drowning penguin]
Cody Maverick: Oh man, I'm in love.
Chicken Joe: You should go talk to her.
Cody Maverick: No way, man!
Chicken Joe: Dude, she's totally into you! She called you crap!
Everyone's like Cody this, Cody that. Cody's me bro, let me be me.Cody Maverick
Arnold: A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surfboard. Especially Tank, he's definitely not a winner.
Smudge: He's a dirty trash can full of poop.
Erica Barry: Ahh!
Harry: [Seeing Erica] Oh!! Oh.
Erica Barry: No! STOP!
Harry: OH! OOH!
Erica Barry: [hides behind door] AAHH! STOP!
Harry: [covers his eyes] Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, God... am I sorry.
Erica Barry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Harry: I'm sorry! I didn't see anything... Just your tits.
When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?Julian Mercer
Harry, your heart attack could be the best thing that's ever happened to me!Erica Barry
[offering a bouquet] These are for you to give me when you apologize.Julian Mercer
Harry: What about birth control?
Erica Barry: Menopause.
Harry: [pauses] Who's the lucky boy?