Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?


Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.


He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?


Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.


Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.


Old people can be so sweet!


Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances.
Christian: I can see why.

Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.


Translator: Right side. And with more... intensity. Okay?
Bob: Is that everything? It seemed like he said quite a bit more than that.
Director: [to Bob, in Japanese] Listen, listen. This isn't just about whiskey. Understand? Imagine you're talking to an old friend. Gently. The emotions bubble up from the bottom of your heart. And don't forget, psych yourself up!
Translator: Like an old friend. Into the camera.
Bob: Okay.
Director: [in Japanese] Got it? You LOVE whiskey. It's SUNTORY time. Okay!?
Bob: Okay.
Director: Okay!?
Bob: [nods]
Director: Okay!

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