This guy don't wanna win no battle he's shook 'cause ain't no such thing as HALFWAY CROOKS.

B. Rabbit

You ain't the future o' shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter.

B. Rabbit

This guy ain't a gangster, his real name is Clarence.

B. Rabbit

That 'Leave it to Beaver' line almost killed me.

B. Rabbit

Alex: Why did you take off?
B. Rabbit: I don't live here.
Alex: So? Why did you take off?

Fuck a beat, I'll go A Capella. Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. And fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Jimmy, they're calling your name.

B. Rabbit

Alex: [to Jimmy] So how come they call you rabbit?
Future: Cause he's fast and likes to fuck a lot.

What are you doing with your life THAT'S SO GREAT?

Stephanie

Stephanie: Greg and I are having sex problems.
B. Rabbit: Please, you're not gonna talk to me about that.
Stephanie: Greg won't go down on me.
B. Rabbit: Fuck, mom.

B. Rabbit: My motto: fuck Lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.

In fact dog, here's a pencil, go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful; and don't come back 'til somethin' dope hits you. Fuck it, you can take the mic home wit you.

B. Rabbit

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