This man ain't no mother-fuckin' MC / I know everything he's got to say against me / I am white, I am a fucking bum / I do live in a trailer with my mom / My boy future is an Uncle Tom / I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob / Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun / I did get jumped by all six of you chumps / And Wink did fuck my girl / I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the Free World."

B. Rabbit

Jimmy Smith Jr: Hey don't be talkin' about my mom or my fuckin' car. I hear everything.
Sol: So he a ninja now?

Alex: So, I hear you're a real dope rapper.
Jimmy Smith Jr: Who told you I was a "dope rapper?"

I gave 'im that nickname. When he was little he had these buck teeth and big ears and he was so cute, wike a wittle rabbit.

Stephanie

I had a lotta names, baby ... The most jealous names. I used to be called Maximum, Brimstone, Godfather D - None of 'em worked, you-know-what-Ima-sayin'? 'Til one day someone said I was the future of hip-hop in Detroit. And that was it.

Future

At least I have a fuckin' job.

B. Rabbit

Alex: You are really good out there.
B. Rabbit: Where? In line at the lunch truck?

[to his ex] Fuck you, Janeane, go home!

Jimmy Smith Jr

WARD... I think you were a little hard on the beaver, so was eddie hascal, wally and mrs cleaver.

Jimmy Smith Jr

Do you know what everyone is saying about you? They're saying you froze up!

Janeane

Jimmy Smith Jr: Man that's all we ever do is talk shit.
[imitating Sol]
Jimmy Smith Jr: We need to get fine bitches and fat rides,
[imitating DJ]
Jimmy Smith Jr: No, what weed to do is put our money in savings bonds,
[imitating future]
Jimmy Smith Jr: No! what we need to do is put our songs on JLB. Man shut the fuck up. All of us never do shit about nuttin' and we're still broke as fuck and living at home with our moms.

DJ Iz: That's why brothers need to sign themselves a deal. I'm telling you record labels supply niggers with the kind of benefits they need.
Sol: Dawg. We sign us a deal you can take the motherfucking benefits, we're talking Bentley's and Benjamins not Blue Cross and Blue Shield.
Future: Look to tell you all niggers the truth, I don't give a fuck about none of that. I just wanna hit 31 and a 3rd on the box you know what I'm saying? One of them strong songs on JLB.
DJ Iz: No what we need to do is save that shit up and put it into some savings bonds every week, stack it and build our own studio.
Future: Savings Bonds?

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