[in court, to witness] Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you gay, sir?

Joe Miller

Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old.

Joe Miller

Librarian: Sir, wouldn't you be more comfortable in a study room?
Andrew Beckett: No. Would it make you more comfortable?

Some of these people make me sick. But a law's been broken here. You do remember the law, don't you?

Joe Miller

Anna: Love bores you.
Dan: No, it disappoints me.

Dan: Why did you fuck him?
Alice: I wanted to.
Dan: Why?
Alice: I desired him.
Dan: Why?
Alice: You weren't there!
Dan: Why him?
Alice: He asked me nicely.
Dan: You're a liar.
Alice: So?
Dan: Who are you?
Alice: I'm no one!
[Alice spits in Dan's face. Dan raises his hand to slap her]
Alice: Go on, hit me. It's what you want. Come on, hit me, you fucker!

Dan: I hate that I'm hurting you.
Alice: Then why are you?

Larry: He's very pretty.
Alice: She's... very tall.

Larry: You shouldn't smoke.
Alice: Fuck off.
Larry: I'm a doctor. I'm supposed to say things like that.

Larry: What does your cunt taste like?
Alice: Heaven.

What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.


Anna: I don't want trouble.
Dan: I'm not trouble.
Anna: You're taken.
Dan: I've got to see you.
Anna: Tough.
Dan: You... KISSED me!
Anna: What are you - TWELVE?

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