Of course she enjoyed it. As you know, she loves a guilty fuck.

Larry

A good fight is never clean.

Larry

Alice: How can one man be so endlessly disappointing?
Dan: That's my charm.

As dermatological conferences go, it was a riot.

Larry

Larry: You forget you're dealing with a clinical observer of the human carnival.
Anna: Am I, now?
Larry: Oh, yes.
Anna: You seem more like the cat that got the cream and couldn't stop licking himself.

Alice: [in the emergency room] Are we in for a long wait?
Dan: [looks at old woman] She was 21 when she came in.

I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

Alice

But we're happy... Aren't we?

Larry

I think you owe me for deceiving me so exquisitely.

Larry

Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.

No one will ever love you as much as I do. Why isn't love enough?

Alice

Larry: I used to come here when it was a punk club. The stage was... Everything is a version of something else. Twenty years ago. How old were you?
Alice: Four.
Larry: Christ. When I was in flares, you were in nappies.
Alice: My nappies were flared.

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