Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
Brick Tamland: Your hair looks like wet popcorn.
Chani: I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin.
I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me.Ron Burgundy
Glinda: [as the bubbles are flying towards the shield] The shield allows a good-hearted person to pass.
Oz: [Panicking] I'm gonna die!
China Girl: Why don't you just use this?
Finley: It's got a knife.
All it does is take one bite...Evanora
Great. Let's go kill ourselves a witch!China Girl
[to Oz] Can you save my people?Glinda
How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?Oz
Oz: Am I dreaming?
Theodora: You're in Oz.
It's like no place I've ever seen.Oz
Oz: [to Theodora] Where's your broom?
Theodora: You don't know much about witches, do you?