Aren't you the great man we've been waiting for?

Theodora

[to Oz] You're capable of more than you know...

Glinda

Did those crows just say we're gonna die?

Finley

Oz: [sotto voice, to Glinda] I might not actually be a wizard...
Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.

[sucked into a tornado] I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet! Please!

Oz

I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.

Oz

I pray you understand why I pushed you so hard! It was only to get you to that next level, Son. I mean, you's the first Shuttlesworth that's ever gonna make it out of these projects, and I was the one who who put the ball in your hand, Son! I put the ball in your crib!

Jake Shuttlesworth

In here there's some money. Get some clothiong, toothpaste, deodorant, personal effects, whatever have you. Take a shower! Wash your ass!

Spivey

We're the rail splitters and no body's fucking with us.

Sip

Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?"

Jesus Shuttlesworth

Let me tell you something son, you get that hatred out your heart, or you'll end up just another nigga, like your father.

Jake Shuttlesworth

When making a business decision, the only color that matters is green.

Dom Pagnotti

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