Quotes
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.
Michael
Smooth move, Ajax.
Rudy
Thomas: Should I wear my top up ...
[lifts top up]
Thomas: ... or down?
[pulls top down]
Thomas: Or up!
[pulls top up again]
Thomas: Or possibly... tucked in?
[tucks in top]
You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!
Billy
[to Lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?
Steve Barker
Can I have a slice of your doody?
Steve Barker
I can count to potato!
Steve Barker
Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...
Steve Barker
I've seen better acting in a porno.
Mark
What? Since when did tard become politically incorrect?
Gary
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Winston
Stan: The laws are medieval down here. Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama?
Bill: What, sixteen?
Stan: Ten!
