Lady, you don't know shit about shit.Billy Quinn
[about Edie] What do you want me to do?Syd Pepperman
I dunno. See if she needs anything...Billy Quinn
I'd help her if I could.Billy Quinn
I sing about what I see.Billy Quinn
POLICE BRUTALITYYY! POLICE BRUTALITYYYYYY!Tracy Turnblad
Velma Von Tussle: And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!
Amber Von Tussle: Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.
Tracy Turnblad: Oh, Link, I wish I had dark skin.
Link Larkin: Tracy, our souls are black, though our skin is white.
Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.Tammy
Amber Von Tussle: That girl's got roaches in her hair!
Edna Turnblad: Roaches? Our little Tracy's a clean teen!
Wilbur: There's no bugs on our baby!
Amber Von Tussle: I'm not kidding, I just saw one!
Penny Pingleton: I'm just a little nervous.
Tammy: This is show business young lady. If you're nervous now, Hah. Wait 'til you're on the air.
Amber Van Tussle: Do you relate to the music of Leslie Gore?
Nadine: Look, she ain't no James Brown... but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to.