Payback's a bitch, ain't it?Russel Casse
Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!Captain Steven Hiller
Alicia Casse: This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.
Philip: If we do, we'll both die virgins, but at least we'll be together.
President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.
Mr. President! Wow! This is... what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they... they don't let us out much.Dr. Okun
Ha ha ha! Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!Russel Casse
Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!
All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back, very sad.Julius Levinson
The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.President Thomas Whitmore
I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.Russel Casse
David Levinson: They're chasing us!
Captain Steven Hiller: Really, you think?
David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?