Payback's a bitch, ain't it?

Russel Casse

Oh, no. no, you did NOT shoot that green shit at me!

Captain Steven Hiller

Alicia Casse: This could be our last night on Earth. I don't want to die a virgin.
Philip: If we do, we'll both die virgins, but at least we'll be together.

President Thomas Whitmore: What do you want us to do?
Captured Alien: Die. Die.

Mr. President! Wow! This is... what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they... they don't let us out much.

Dr. Okun

Ha ha ha! Hello, boys! I'm baaaaack!

Russel Casse

Russel Casse: In the words of my generation: Up yours!

All you need is love, John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back, very sad.

Julius Levinson

The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.

President Thomas Whitmore

I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.

Russel Casse

David Levinson: They're chasing us!
Captain Steven Hiller: Really, you think?

David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?
Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

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