Dwayne, you can get through college half-assed. Richard, you can get through LIFE half-assed. But I'll guarantee you boys one thing

Pete Bell

Offense sells tickets. Defense wins games !

Coach Davis

I've been in love with you since I was eleven, and the shit won't go away.

Monica

So that's it? Just forget about you and me?

Monica

[after noticing Monica at the dance] Damn, girl, I didn't know Nike made dresses.

Shawnee

Double or nothing.

Quincy

All's fair in love and basketball.

Quincy

It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you-you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.

Monica

If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?

Quincy

I'm a ball player.

Monica

[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

I swear to God this has got be a joke.

Samantha

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