Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!
David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!
Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
David Levinson: I was part of something special.
Captain Steven Hiller: Oops.
David Levinson: What do you mean, oops?
Captain Steven Hiller: Some jerk put this...
David Levinson: Don't say "oops" ...
Captain Steven Hiller: What do you say we try that again?
David Levinson: Yes, yes. Yes. Without the "oops." Thataway.
If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?Julius Levinson
Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.Julius Levinson
Gen. Gray: Are you all right?
President Thomas Whitmore: I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource, they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.
If I had known I was gonna meet the president, I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.Julius Levinson
[punches out alien] Welcome to earth.Captain Steven Hiller
That's what you get! Ha Ha! Look at you! Ship's all banged up! Who's the man? Huh? Who's the man? Wait till I get another plane! I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at?Captain Steven Hiller
Captain Steven Hiller: Oh! Oh! Elvis has left the building!
David Levinson: Oh, thank you very much. Oh, I love you man!
David Levinson: Tunnel. Tunnel. Tunnel. Left, exit, exit.
Captain Steven Hiller: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Must go faster.David Levinson