President Thomas Whitmore: I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?
Julius Levinson: You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer, $30,000 on a toilet seat do you?
Captain Lennox: Okay, it's a Visa...
International Operator: Also, sir, have you heard about our Premium Plus full service call package?
Captain Lennox: NO I DON'T WANT A PREMIUM PACKAGE!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Gentlemen... let me introduce you to my friend: Optimus Prime!
[speaking to Optimus Prime through his window] Okay, listen. You got to listen to me. If my parents come out here and see you, they're going to freak out. My mother's got a temper.Sam 'Spike' Witwicky
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [talking into phone] My car is alive...
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: [to Bumblebee] You're my Guardian?
This thing is wicked!Captain Lennox
[seeing Starscream attacking the city] We're so dead.Captain Lennox
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: No, no, no, no, no.
[Optimus Prime jumps onto the highway]
Mikaela: Oh my God...
[Bonecrusher, rams a bus]
Stop! He's not going to hurt you!Sam 'Spike' Witwicky
Barricade: Are you LadiesMan217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh...
Barricade: ARE YOU LADIESMAN217?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Uh Yes! Yes!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: So...
Maggie Madsen: What are you here for?
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.
Glen: [whispered] Wow...!
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: Who knew?
I bought a car. Turn out to be an alien robot... who knew?Sam 'Spike' Witwicky