Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

The Geek

Nice ma - nice manners, babe!

The Geek

Can I borrow your underpants for 10 minutes?

The Geek

No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!

Long Duk Dong

I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek.

Samantha

That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.

Jim Baker

By night's end, I predict me and her will interface.

The Geek

I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.

Samantha

It's really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.

Samantha

Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.

The Geek

Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It's bad for your complexion.

Randy

I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.

Ginny

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