Toot, one more remark like that I'll have Van Hay roll on two for real. And I'll have one less crazy old trustee in the world.Paul Edgecomb
Paul Edgecomb: We all know who your connections are Percy. You ever threaten a man on this block again we're all gonna have a go. The job be damned.
Percy Wetmore: You done?
Paul Edgecomb: Get all this shit back in the restraining room, you are cluttering up my mile.
[to Paul] Percy met your mouse.Harry Terwilliger
Percy Wetmore: You switched 'em. You switched 'em somehow, you bastards.
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Yeah I always keep a spare mouse in my wallet for occasions such as this.
Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?Paul Edgecomb
I thank you. Mr. Jingles thank you, my mom would thank you too but she's dead.Eduard Delacroix
Paul Edgecomb: I wanna hear about this new inmate, aside from how big he is!
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Monstrous big!
He's chokin'. Whatever he sucked out of her, he's choking on!Brutus "Brutal" Howell
What are you looking at, you limp noodle? Ya wanna kiss my ass? Ya wanna suck my dick?William 'Wild Bill' Wharton
Brutus "Brutal" Howell: He's enormous!
Paul Edgecomb: Can't be bigger than you.
Honey, if you don't tell me what's on your mind, I'm afraid I'll have to smother you with a pillow.Jan Edgecomb
Harry Terwilliger: Can you believe this? The son of a bitch pissed on me!
William 'Wild Bill' Wharton: Y'all like that? I'm currently cooking up some turds, to go with it. Nice soft 'uns. Uhhh! Have'em out to y'all tomorrow.