As long as my brother talks this crazy Notre Dame shit, he deserves anything that comes his way!


What's a lapsed Catholic to do?


Well, you know what my dad always said, Having dreams is what makes life tolerable.


You're the only one who ever took me seriously, Pete.


D-Bob: Remember Elza? We're engaged. Ain't that goddamn something?
Elza: Dennis!
D-Bob: Oh yeah, I ain't allowed to say "goddamn" no more.

Mary, Mary quite contrary. What makes your garden grow?


We've had a hell of a goddamn run haven't we?


Dan Devine: You all already know this, but this is the most important game of your lives. No excuses, do the work. Our lady of victory...
All: Pray for us!

No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around.

Dan Devine

Father Cavanaugh: Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him.

Steele: Rudy, are you ready for this, champ?
Rudy: I've been ready for this my whole life!
Steele: Then you take us out on the field.

Who wants to have a pillow fight?

Michael Newman

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