Elwood: I'm gonna quit work first thing in the morning.
Jake: And how are you gonna get to work, Mr. Lead Foot, Mr. Hot Rod, Mr Motor Head? Those cops took your license away. They got your name, your address.
Elwood: No they don't got my address. I falsified my renewal. I put 1060 West Addison.
Jake: 1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.
Jake: Uh, Bob, about the money for tonight.
Bob: Oh, yeah... That's $200, and you boys drank $300 worth of beer.
You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.Elwood
Did you get me my Cheez Wiz, boy?The Cheese Whiz
You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?Elwood
That Night Train's a mean wine.Jake
Jake: Maury, we need $5,000 fast.
Maury Sline: $5,000? Who do you guys think you are, The Beatles?
Elwood: I bet these cops got SCMODS.
Elwood: State County Municipal Offender Data System.
We would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time...Elwood
Hey, Jake. Jake. I gotta pull over.Elwood
[drives the Bluesmobile through a guardrail]
They broke my watch!Trooper La Fong
Elwood: This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive! If my estimations are correct, we should be very close to the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza!
Jake: That's where they got that Picasso.